Dr. MAD Merlyn

Your trusted academic impostor—or perhaps Mia Merlyn, a nurse by passion.

Which of my many personas you prefer is entirely up to your taste. But not everything is an act: My nursing license is real, and so is the indifference with which I treat patients who simply complain too much.

I wasn’t always like this. Two years ago, I finally withdrew from real nursing before I would have turned into Sister Rabiata, despite my good intentions.

From philanthropist to misanthrope—this turnaround happens to so many people who’ve had to be “good” for too long. That’s why I prefer to be “evil” right where you love it: in that bizarre clinic. Today, I use my experience to teach you professionalism, all while coming up with the most outlandish excuses for the strangest methods. I’ve managed to retain my empathy so I can sense just how far I can go—whether with sensitivity or without, depending on what your individual treatment requires.

I love bizarre role-playing; teasing out your most secret fantasies is Dr. Frau’s kink. The nurse in me has retained her gentleness, and sometimes I just want to be a patient myself. To make that happen, though, you’ll first have to convince me of your professional and personal competence—but you’re welcome to try.

When I was still working as a registered nurse, I tended to unwind from my work in a more passive way. That gives me a better understanding of my patients’ needs today. I’m much more relaxed myself now and love focusing on my patients and the progress of their treatment—enjoying driving you all crazy, bit by bit. Because believe me, your mind is your greatest enemy, and Dr. [Name] has her own methods for taking it away from you.

I offer everything that doesn’t cause permanent damage—and by that I don’t mean a few days of sore balls; that was in the treatment contract, in the fine print. But I can’t stand real emergencies. Believe me, even without them, you’ll suffer enough—I know exactly where it hurts!

If you’re the more sensitive type and are looking for a comforting hand, go straight to Sister Mia. My love and empathy live on in her; she’ll care for you and pamper you, and yes, you can even cry on my chest if you need to. I’m finally enjoying having the time for you that I haven’t had in so long—Sister Mia listens to you, smiles, understands you, and remains silent. Therapy could be so simple 🙂

I’m also happy to switch roles—between Dr. MAD, Sister Mia, and the many others still slumbering within. It might sound a bit schizophrenic, but if that’s the case, I’ve made the best of it.

If you’re suffering from madness, you have only yourself to blame: Dr. MAD Merlyn teaches you to enjoy it, to laugh instead of cry, and to finally let go—because only those who take themselves too seriously suffer.

If you have real problems, please seek real help—my treatment is absolutely not scientific! But it will help you get past everything you think you are in no time. Whether that’s good for you or not is up to you.

Your Psycho Nurse

Phone.: +49 163 6741903
E-Mail: miamerlyn999@gmail.com